Superheroes Need Credit Cards Too

10:56:00 me : eh, i’m applying for credit card
10:56:13 me : does it matter what name i put in the ‘name to appear’ ?

11:27:21 her : not really.
11:27:28 her : but they are going to raise eyes if you put Johnny Malkavian when ur actual name isn’t.

11:27:46 me : I was actually thinking of Rumplestiltskin
11:27:57 me : or Megatron

11:28:01 her : hHAHHAHAAH.

11:28:01 me : or Optimus Prime

11:28:07 her : u try lor.
11:28:11 her : hee.

11:28:21 me : oh i know
11:28:24 me : Bruce Wayne
11:28:38 me : i can show chicks, and whisper
11:28:49 me : “shh.. don’t tell anyone, but i’m actually batman”
11:29:00 me : then show them my credit card to prove it

11:29:10 her : good laawd.
11:29:19 her : can bluff 15y.os.

11:29:46 me : you think? it’s decided then
11:29:58 me : so fun
11:30:17 me : if this works, i’ll try with other banks too
11:30:25 me : and use different names
11:30:32 me : Clark Kent, for example

11:30:34 her : u damn funny lah u.

11:31:29 me : I could apply for one with The Joker for a name too

11:31:37 her : u might get stopped at the cashier………
11:31:37 her : later nric and card don’t match, then how?1

11:31:40 me : and after i flash my Bruce Wayne card,
11:31:48 me : i can tell them that I’ve got The Joker
11:31:52 me : that he is powerless now
11:31:58 me : because I’ve his credit card

11:32:11 her : DOH!

11:32:30 me : i’ve never had to show my CC and my IC together before leh
11:33:35 me : and i’ll put them all in a Justice League kiddy wallet

11:33:39 her : that’s because u guai guai give proper name wat.

11:33:59 me : Bruce Wayne IS a proper name
11:34:02 me : (just not mine)

11:34:09 her : DUDE!
11:34:13 her : are you still dr8unk?!

11:34:20 me : i wish
11:34:22 me : hahaha
11:39:18 me : if i ever get my bruce wayne card, i’ll bring you to gotham penthouse for a drink